Johnny living with her female friend

 

 

A mother is invited by her son, Johnny, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Tina.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Johnny’s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Johnny and his roommate then met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Johnny volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Tina came to Johnny saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the sugar bowl from my house; I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Johnny

Several days later, Johnny received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear son,
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Tina, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now which is under her pillow.

Love, Mama