A guy goes to the U. S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Have you been in the service?”
“Yes” he says. “I was in Vietnam for three years.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward
employment.” The interviewer then asks, “Are you disabled in any
The guy says, “Yes 100%….a mortar round exploded
near me and blew my testicles off.”
Interviewer then tells the guy, “OK, I can hire you right now.
The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00 AM.
The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from
8 AM to 4 PM, then why do you want me to come in at
“This is a government job.” the interviewer says.
“For the first two hours we stand around scratching
our balls…..no point in your coming in for that.”