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Mark decided to propose to Juanita, but prior to her acceptance, Juanita had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Mark that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much.

However, Mark felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Mark looked Juanita in the eyes and said….”I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”

She said “Yes I would marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis.”

Juanita and Mark got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Mark whisked Juanita off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another… As Juanita put her hands in Mark’s pants she began to scream and ran out of the room.

Mark ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She stated to Mark, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!”

Mark said, “But it is… 8 lbs., 7 oz., 19 inches long!!”